1. An morbidly obese prostitute
by alololololololollolololol March 21, 2010
Get the Whale Ho!mug. The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.
by geneticallyblonde December 3, 2011
Get the Humpgut Whalemug. If you're in class or in an important, quiet room then your stomach pulls it's special move known as the dying whale, your stomach starts moaning in a way that can only be described as a dying whales last moans.
It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.
It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.
Whilst I was in class, my stomach tried to pull a dying whale on me, I was leftmortified and humiliated as I felt my inner dying whale let it's voice be heard.
by DyingWhale January 17, 2015
Get the Dying Whalemug. The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".
Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.
by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013
Get the Whale Callingmug. A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.
I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor
by burr killer October 15, 2010
Get the Whaling Instructormug. by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010
Get the Urban Whalingmug. by Eldon John March 22, 2019
Get the whale blubbermug.