kirk weiler

a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.

little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.

kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life

by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021

Grayson waller

Grayson Waller is the best Wwe wrestler and you know it. You guys might boo him but that’s just because your jealous. The Grayson Waller effect is the best talk show ever. He is stunning, a moment maker and the dynamite from down under. If Grayson Waller isn’t your favorite wrestler then you can kiss my nutbag.

“ Grayson waller is my favorite wrestler”
“ he’s mine too”

“ he’s mine three”

by Glynop September 2, 2023

wellesley

the guys r pimps of all pimps....ladies are hotties............life is great......ya we throw it down too but the cops do suck cock....they got nothin better to do rather than eat donuts and chase us around...

i dont know what to write for this example but missin ya all

by ya'll know me by #18 December 12, 2004

Welper

An ancient Welsh colloquilism describing a "person" who indulges in an act of cruel and unusual beastiality whereby an onion is used to sodomize ruminant livestock. Specifically where a leek is used to penetrate the rectum of a sheep for perverse sexual gratification.
From the noun; 'to welp'

Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and bewilderment upon his simple innocent face. "But I don't understand Holly, what do you need that leek for??"
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."

by Jamesy Peacock July 20, 2008

wallergo

definition of time, moment of something happning; a while ago

You know cool ass bitch that wouldn't even talk to me ever? Well I knocked her out with a baseball bat and fucked her mouth WALLERGO.

by skyhootin April 13, 2005

Wellesley

Wellesley: where a kid considered rich anywhere else in the damn world is labeled average, an upper middle class family is legit poor, and only the hundreds of millionaires and billionaires that live there are thought of as "loaded". Also, the kids are all bitchy and the girls are slutty, especially in this year's freshman class (class of 2020). They all think they are trendy and think each other are cool for starting to party and get wasted every Friday and Saturday, but they are just dumbfucks who need to learn how to control themselves. Upperclassmen hate them all. No other town in Massachusetts (or probably the United States for that matter) likes Wellesley, especially in sports. It's no wonder why... they have something called the Swellesley Report. Just think about it.

People from Wellesley are kinda the worst.

by lamjjp22971234 May 12, 2017

Weiler

a Weiler will always make you laugh, and you will for sure pass his class because of how engaging of a teacher he is. A wEiLeR will also make you become a strong believer that plants do not grow in dirt, they grow in soil. Dirt is on your face. Vegetables are not real.

Weiler said

by toiletpaperparty October 11, 2019