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Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."
by PopeMichael March 30, 2010
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Frank Westing

Is when you shove a camera up your girl's ass and take a picture and say "FANTASTIC"
Some guy: Dude i heard you gave your girlfriend a Frank Westing
You: Sure did
Some guy: can i see

You: HELL NO
by G0nard January 16, 2011
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westinghouse

verb. westinghoused; westinghousing: fr. name of American inventor George Westinghouse. To put a person to death in an electric chair (which in early embodiments were operated from an AC power supply). The attachment of Mr. Westinghouse's name to the electric chair was a form of negative advertizing devised by Thomas Edison.
"The Rosenbergs were westinghoused at Sing Sing Prison yesterday for treason, and the bodies were sent to the morgue in nine-dollar pine caskets."
by Carl Willis January 19, 2006
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waiting for you

a song sang by richard marx. it used to be my favorite song. in between colorado and gorham. general jerome bought her hamster general the cd. she listened to it over and over.

it still applies. to many situations.

no strings attatched. ill wait for you. wahtever that means. i will wait for you.

that is the definition of waiting for you. tf.

i am lame. idc.

good song. CHORUS X2
oceans apart day after day and i slowly go insane. i hear you voice on the line but it doesnt stop the pain.

if i see you next to never how can we say forever.

wherever you go. whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you. whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting for you.

i took for granted all the times that i thought would last somehow. i hear the laughter i taste the tears but i cant get near you now.

oh cant you see it baby, you've got me going crazy.

chorus x2
by repeatsongoverandover May 30, 2009
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writing on the dog

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.
Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."
by candyjebus May 14, 2007
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Writing my name here

I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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Kanye Westing

(n) masturbating; especially by a feral, sex-obsessed, stalking pervert

Refers to Kanye West and his obsession with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Kanye admitted that he frequently masturbated to the tape and then he embarked on an obsessive, borderline stalking, campaign to win over the object of his infatuation.
Where' Spike? I though we were all heading to the club?

He's inside Kanye Westing to the tennis match on TV. He's absolutely obsessed with Serena Williams."
by mike87111 January 8, 2013
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