blunt wreck

(n): when, while passing two blunts in a circle, the blunts both reach the same person at the same time, so one person is holding two joints. you must then inhale both at the same time. and everyone has to laugh and be like blunt wreck. they collide.

(when reached by two blunts): aaah blunt wreck!

by mells February 27, 2005

Wrecking Ball

The act of taping the Penis to the stomach. Than proceeding to swing your ball sack like a pendulum into another persons face.

Tea-bagging is for pussies, instead, destroy her face with a Wrecking Ball.

by therealfuckingchibi February 03, 2013

wreck up

pissed; drunk. can describe an action (getting wreck up), or a state (I am wreck up)

Let's get wreck up!

It's wreck up Thursday.

I was so wreck up.

by Babymother February 10, 2008

Wrecking Ball

When you attempt to fit your balls into a girls pussy or asshole

I came in like a Wrecking Ball

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.

Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014

wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

by Ackbarfan5556 January 14, 2014

culture wreck

A disassociative syndrome that relflects in the behaviour and attitudes of individuals under the influence of movies, cricket or other entertainment media.

The other day a culture wreck ruined the work place culture with bullshit.

by doodling June 29, 2011