Weiner Squeezers 

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

Weiner Squeezers by TessiixX January 12, 2010

Weiner Mirror 

The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.

Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!

The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!

Weiner Mirror by Griftah February 16, 2010

weiner womp 

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

weiner womp by rbonewomper February 18, 2010

Weiner Wedgie 

When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.

Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch

Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny

Guy 1: That sucks man

Weiner Wedgie by Bsmack44 March 24, 2010

weiner delight 

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.

Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib

weiner delight by gimmeweindelight May 5, 2010

weiner sneeze 

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

weiner sneeze by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

Weiner Sneeze 

Slang term for male ejaculation

He weiner sneezed inside her

Weiner Sneeze by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010