Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

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Vegetable

Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.

Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020

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Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021

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