Mink valve

A females hairy anus or vagina.

She had a filthy mink valve.
I was put off by her mink valve.

by rudiruu July 3, 2009

pulled a valve

***or pulling a valve***

when u make something semi-cool and then turn it into something uber gay x 7

or

something that you want but someone wont give it to you

(pretty much to screw something up... badly)

steam, CSS skins/model, hitboxes, dods, hl2dm, HL1 source, riot shields... all of the moh:aa expansion packs, or even something as simple as turkey sandwich ( u take a good ol turkey sandwich and add something gay to it like... uhhh penut butter and spam? lol idk)

player 1: dude this server pulled a valve its gay now
player 2: CHEA! i know man its freaking dumb they screwed it up

by evan green May 2, 2006

valve cap rock trick

name given to a secret relationship between two grown men, of which at least one is married

Josh and David neglected to tell their wives about the extremely dirty activities they participated in on the night of August 3, 2007, which was indeed NOT their first valve cap rock trick together.

by jimmy russel August 5, 2007

Valve Anti-Cheat

Valve Anti-Cheat or VAC for short was initially realeased in 2002 for Counter-Strike and is standard for all multiplayer GOLDSrc and Source 1 games. Currently Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is the only Source game with an updated version of VAC, using VACnet.

Cheater left the game (VAC banned from secure servers)
(*DEAD*) Player: That guy was an asshole lmao. Good job Valve Anti-Cheat!

by Certified Redditior April 19, 2021

cack valve

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

by POWER B May 13, 2003

Lust Valve

The portal from which built up longing for sexual contact spews.

Man, that Mikey sure has my lust valve gushing.

by Mynameisalreadybeingused October 16, 2008

Overpressure Relief Valve

Referring to the prostate: When a biological male shits a log of such mass that it pummels his prostate causing him to ejaculate.

I just dropped such a huge duce that my overpressure relief valve opened up and I came on the toilet seat.

by ProstatePummeler August 7, 2021