Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.

Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.

by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009

Tesco Value Cider

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011

Ear Bud Volume

when your listening to somethign with ear buds or ear phones or something, and you are talking to someone and you practically shout b/c u cant judge your volume

person1: AND THEN I SAID "NO WAY, SHE LIKES JOHN?"

person2: shhh!!!

person1: oh sorry...ear bud volume

by lolzizer May 19, 2009

carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016

Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.

Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*

by skulk-collective February 28, 2023

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 2, 2009