vaglantis

The part of a vagina which is beyond balls deep.

"Have you ever been to vaglantis?"

"No."

"Then you haven't been fucking her hard enough."

by Firepitideas May 18, 2014

vaganaise

A popular condiment consisting of a white creamy substance disharged from the female genetalia.

For a healthy, vibrant glow, start your day off with a dose of vaganaise cream.

by Gavin's October 12, 2015

vacankles

Vacation cankles.

On long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.

-I had discernible, shapely ankles before I got on the plane! What happened?
-You've got vacankles, sorry. They'll probably go back to normal in a day or two.

-After that long flight to Cancun, I couldn't even wear my new sandals because I had vacankles.

-I have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before I can go out dancing.

by smartichoke December 7, 2015

Vaganus

When you fuck a girl so hard you manage to combine vagina and anus

Bro I fucked this girl so hard that I gave her a vaganus, she ended up in the hospital. I split her vag right to her arse.

by Destroyeddave June 12, 2017

Vaganny

The two words vag and fanny put together , toy say this when the fannys so good or amazing

Dude :how was you and that girl last night
Mate: it was great i got some vaganny!

by Thats_Thingy July 22, 2017

Valabbandono

The huge crowds of Rossi fans that hastily abandon an event following a Rossi DNF.

Fred: Oh dear, look over there. Rossi has binned it chasing down Alessandra Stoner 27. What a shame.
Nonie: And look over there and there and there. The Valabbandono hordes are already on the move

by Fred Eyre May 15, 2018

Vagangled

Sparkly vagina

I'm going to vagangle you like you have never been vagangled before!!

by Oyster Magic December 14, 2018