The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
by The Pope April 5, 2005
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The part of a female body tucked between her legs. It lubricates itself during sex when the penis is inserted into it. Once sperm has been ejaculated into it, the eggs are fertilized and 9 months later a baby pops out. Usually hairy but I shave mine.
I like it when random boys want to stick their dicks in my vagina. It feels so good.
by ihate the yankees May 7, 2008
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The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of
A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.
by Inferior Boy September 16, 2006
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"Does anyone here know the collective noun for a group of vagina?"
"Vaginae"
by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003
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I'd love my dick to go in to Jessica Alba's vagina.
by kmar November 14, 2007
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