sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

by St Crab July 5, 2006

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

vaginal beer

A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.

Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.

by dildo777 December 31, 2020

vaginainia

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach

Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!

by MF Girls February 8, 2021

super wet vagina

It’s when a girl vagina or pussy is EXTREMELY wet. She wants to be fucked immediately. If she fingers her self it’ll make a weird sound. You can also get her very wet by licking her vagina/pussy. It’s called “Giving Head”. Some girls will lick their fingers and finger themselves, because it’ll slip right In.

Girl) oh hey big daddy Carlos, I have a super wet vagina

Guy) aight bet bitch I’m finna slide into yo pussy like I slide into yo dm’s

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss February 22, 2019

Vagina ADD

A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.

While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.

by Motuu June 4, 2009