Doggie updraft

When you're banging your ol' lady from behind and you get a whiff of her updraft, from her ass. Nasty stuff.

Honey, Damn, I was hard and ready to go, till you hit me with your doggie updraft!! Ewww!! Perhaps we'll do it again after you wash your ass with some soap and water.

by Twitterisntasfun May 16, 2018

Cave Update Syndrome

Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.

When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.

by fneidneinwdioedowsj July 22, 2021

Mexican Updog

When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.

Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…

A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!

by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022

Gun Mettle Update

A well balanced combination of the Valve FPS game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive's weapon case system and skins system, and the weapons of the Valve FPS game: Team Foretess 2. This update to the game has been thought to try to help Team Fortress's trading appeal to some Counter Strike: Global Offensive traders. Adding 3 new maps and finishing a promised one (the snowplow was a lie!) Snowplow, Borneo, Powerhouse, and Suijun this gave Team Fortress 2 players a little something to chew on.

*random steam guy with #TF:GO at end of name*: "It's time to test my Gun Mettle in this new Gun Mettle update."

*another random guy*: "Wow this really made up for the E.T.O.L update!"

by thatoldguyoverthere August 24, 2015

The Snapchat Update

The day Snapchat Fucked us all

Back in my day, before the Snapchat Update, Snapchat had equity.

by Fucksnapchat February 10, 2018

Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

Updahobe

Unappreciated Publicly Displayed Affection Hated On By Everyone

That slut and her boyfriend are commiting a major Updahobe

by Lala, Tinkie Winkie & Po March 5, 2003