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ass twitch

something thats happening in the left ass cheek of me right now and its been going on for over half an hour and im about to shove needles in it.
me: why must my ass twitch?
rita: to much butt sex.

why does everyone think i have butt sex?
by now both of them are January 17, 2008
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Twitch Slack

The amount of bedding you pack between your 'twitchy' sleeping partner and yourself so that your sleep isn't disturbed by them pulling on the blankets as they toss and turn.
"Man, Janette was so restless last night I had to pack major twitch slack just to get some sleep".
by Don74 September 8, 2016
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prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!
The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.
My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
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Guilty Twitch

A subconscious, uncontrollable reaction to a guilty thought (usually sexual), wherein a person will twitch or shudder.
Man, that girl's giving me one hell of a guilty twitch.
by TheFruitbat November 4, 2011
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Twitch Thot

A shitty girl that uses twitch as a free porn website, uses their bodies to make 30+-year-old men donate money
Man 1: Why is that twitch thot here?
Man 2: She is trying to steal your money
by DimsumIsYum May 19, 2022
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Cunt Twitch

A Cunt Twitch is a person who talks to you about anything you do not want to talk about.
"Trump will make some change"
"Shut up you fucking Cunt Twitch"
by Sleezy Cheesehole April 21, 2017
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