air headed teenage girl

A girl between the ages of 13 and 19 who only likes something because it's cute or 'hawt'. They are usually stupid too, and most likely vain.

Air headed teenage girl - OMG! I totally love this band!
Non air-headed girl - Oh, what do they sing?
Air headed teenage girl - I dunno, but the singer's HAWT!!!!
Non air-headed girl - You're such an air-head...
Air-head - What's an air-head?

by ~HeYa~ September 5, 2010

Teenage Girl Syndrome

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

teena marie

A white singer with a black voice. Also sometimes known as Tina Marie. She was married to Rick James.

Teena Marie has songs like Eve, Portuguese Love, Still in Love, and Ebony Eyes.

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

Tweetaphobic

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.

Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!

by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009

Tweener Bag

A celebrity that makes little tween girls cry from their douche baggy ways or have an orgasm by making their tween hormones go hump a donkey. Sometimes both. Ex. Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber Or just an extreme case of doucheness where the douche in question acts like he's the best thing that has ever happened to this world and considers himself a celeb. He gives himself a nickname that is veryyyy lame.

OMG it's Justin Bieber!!!! (has orgasm)- Girl

OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl

What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense

Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)

by Miss Coker:) April 14, 2010

Teenager

Someone who is well-prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse but not ready for Tomorrow's Maths Test.

Teenager : I'm a teenager!!
Dad : No you aren't,You haven't even studied for tomorrow's maths test!

by I HAVE NO PSEUDONYM November 16, 2014