poopy tilapia

When someone uses a condom, then removes it and defecates in it. Afterwards slaps you in the face with it.

Ryan got a poopy tilapia from Mike, while Jason watched and got a Dover dustoff

by Yoham smit April 21, 2018

tulip

A rather effeminate man, slender and full of color.

Randy is such a tulip, but he sure can throw a dinner party!

by Deb January 21, 2004

tulip

a very fine women that frequents msn chats

tulip is a quality person.

by xplode January 31, 2005

tulip

A word to describe the foreskin covering the head of the penis, looking like a closed tulip flower.

This doesn't look very delicate to many people, so "Here's a tip, loose the tulip".

(Or at least pull it back when you show it off on pictures to poor, unsuspecting women... Maybe they will find it less ugly, then...)

"This guy just sent me a dickpick, and omg, he has a tulip!"

by Amryn April 19, 2016

tulip

Slang, derogatory term used to describe a fool, or a foolish person.

shut the f**k up you f***kin tulip
or
what would he know, that lad is a tulip

by eoin September 2, 2003

Tiptoe through the tulips

Tiptoeing through the tulips may seem innocent however it has sexuality written all over it! It refers to fingering a girl, lesbians in general.

Would you like to tiptoe through the tulips with me?

by YoshiKilla March 6, 2011

Tulip.

noun.
Josie's Bestfriend, and now it's legit. Urban Dictionary legit. :3. So tell it to the big bird you frog-cat-house-armadillo-person.
noun.

cat - Woah, Josie is freaking tall
armadillo - & Tulip. is like freaking short, how do they talk?!
cat - idk, but that is one freaking ninja cool friendship
armadillo - yuppers :3

by josie chau May 2, 2010