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the honorary title

n. 1. A two-man band, Aaron Kamstra(multi-instrumentalist) and Jarrod Gorbel (singer), creating emo, indie, and post-grunge music.

2. Often compared to Dashboard Confessional and Bright Eyes.

3. Doghouse Records (an indie label) newer artists.
THE HONORARY TITLE, You know...the band with the panda eating a child.

They are definently the next big thing!
by Alice. January 10, 2005
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Turtle Tug

A handjob received whilst on Adderall
Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies
by Milli Milli McMoney March 14, 2014
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Turtle titties

Boobs with nipples that cave in like pot holes.
"Dude. That girl has turtle titties!"
by ImperialNarwahl May 11, 2014
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Title of Your Sex tape

A term used like ‘that’s what she said’ for sexual innuendos from Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Ebony it’s so big’
‘Title of your sex tape
by sexpert1234 September 23, 2020
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Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009
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Tiny Turtle

An undersized vagina clit. Often hiding in its hood.
Those twins both shared identical tiny turtles.
by Warno12331 November 26, 2009
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Salty Turtle

When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.
by Crunch_berry August 7, 2011
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