Topless Tuesday

Possibly one of the best creations ever on Tumblr. Arousing boys since early 2011, girls on Tumblr are supposed to post a picture of themselves without a t-shirt (and sometimes a bra) every Tuesday.

Jack: Why's everyone putting naked photos up on Tumblr?
Dave: It's topless Tuesday!

by kezimorta September 24, 2011

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

topel

A big, BIG, sexy man who calls Concordia his home. ...and also Canada, to an extent.

"Goodness, I do believe that was Topel back there!"

"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."

"Yeah..."

by Dan Maeskee March 13, 2008

tooter shooter

After having intercourse with a girl, doggy-style, you get that familiar feeling when you're about to finish. Then, you pull out, and aim your load for her anus. Thus, the tooter shooter is cum-plete.

Michael: I'm gonna finish!
Sharkeisha: Pull out!
Michael: Here comes the tooter shooter!

by Sackster5569 July 15, 2016

Toppest

The best of something.

Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.

by Hundax November 22, 2013