jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Jib Jab

Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.

That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!

by Snowmntha June 13, 2024

JAB

A way look.... If you look JAB you f*#king look AWESOME!!!!

Girl: I want a boy with a good JABish look

Boy: Here I am

Girl: =)

Boy =)

by Zzenzo Brown July 10, 2010

Jab

a type of punch used from your non-dominant hand, used as a quick jab/punch to figure out range or to set up other punches.

"give him two jabs and a hook and he's knocked!"

by tonebone24 September 10, 2025

Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.

“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”

by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021

Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.

"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"

by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018

jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.

Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?

by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017