Tourist trap

A: a place considered to be very popular among tourists, including the local economy being largely dependent on them.

B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.

C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.

D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.

How come nobody can agree to what a tourist trap actually is?

by Original Orangutans June 22, 2025

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.

Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015

Nucky Tourist

One who travels the country dropping bombs in common tourist locations.

My freind's uncle would be an example of a Nucky Tourist. He created the grand canyon with a Nuclear Bomb

by Thegragacious Bear armer December 10, 2012

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town

Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

Tin Can Tourist

A chartered membership organization that promotes the goal of celebrating classic/vintage models of trailers and motor coaches. They do this in part by organizing annual gatherings of trailers and motor home and their autocamping owners at different locations. They also transfer knowledge and experiences at information exchanges.

The Tin Can Tourist objective was to: "to unite fraternally all autocampers”.

Tin Can Tourists promote clean camps, friendliness, decent behavior and wholesome entertainment at the autocamping celebrations.

by mlhiss December 23, 2019