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shoot the shit 

To pass leisure time idly conversing.

Etymology: Possibly originates from WWI when soldiers in trenches would use bucket latrines and then shoot at them for target practice during downtime.
Wife: What do you guys do when you're fishing all day?

Guy: You know... Stuff.

Wife: No I don't know, that's why I asked.

Guy: Just shoot the shit, nothing important.

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin 

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

fuck the shit

1) A very general way of saying "fuck that shit"
More like saying fuck everything.
2) A wicked 53 second song by The Sons of Butcher that has only 4 words in the lyrics: Fuck, the, Shit,and Yea.
1) If you're dumped by your girlfriend, about to get evicted from your house, bankrupt, fired from your job; open your window and scream "Fuck The Shit!!!" at the top of your lungs
2) Fuck the shit, fuck the fuckin’ shit fuck
Shit the fuck, shit the shitty fuck shit
Fuck the shit, fuck the fuckin’ shit fuck
Shit the fuck, shit the shitty fuck shit
Fuck, The, Shit
Fuck, Yea!
fuck the shit by El Joey June 26, 2007

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

bit the shit 

died,expired--expirenced death
medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.
bit the shit by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

slap the shit out of 

When someone is trying to play it cool and make you look like stupid.
Someone is trying to fool you and take advantage
Stop acting like a fool. If you don't do your job I swear I'll slap the shit out of you.

Hey, is Bryan dating your ex?
Yeah, I think he is. Im going to slap the shit out of that fucker