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Almost always

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn November 26, 2024
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almost

the sadest word in the dictionary, you were about to have something but it didn’t work out.
Friend: Did you guys date?
Friend 2: almost, but then they lost feelings
by mike oke October 22, 2019
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I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?
Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much
Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting
by Word Spit June 24, 2024
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