turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho December 9, 2008

Audio Texting

When someone is texting, emailing , or instant messaging the following ways. acting out, talking out speaking out laughing out gawking out, or snickering out loud. to where someone a far off or close can hear or see this action.

Me: Hey man who are talking to!

Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.

Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.

by Gabe.R February 7, 2009

sleep-texting

the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting

friend 1:heyy man you still up??

friend 2:hweytbj

friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?

friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.

friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.

friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.

by therocket4445 June 11, 2010

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

Tectonique Dance

Tectonique Dance (a.k.a. Techtonique, Tectonik or Tektonique) is a dance style performed initially by young French street performers in France and Belgium. It is usually done to electronic music such and techno or electro. It is quite fast and complex and is generally scene as a neo-disco dance

There are examples of Tectonique Dance on youtube. Just search Tectonique and you'll get results

by Jacob Vaughan January 14, 2008

Texting

Quite possibly the least intelligent form of communication. Phones were created so people could SPEAK to one another. If you want to talk to someone in a text form of communication, there is this marvelous invention known as a 'keyboard'.

Texting is for the deaf. Not insecure teenagers.

by mike1015 November 8, 2012

Texting Zombie

A person who spends nearly every waking moment, arms stretched out with phone, texting who ever will read it. Usually this person does not acknowledge bystanders. Their most common response is "Text Me". Living conversation is difficult. Attention span at the most is a few minutes. Texting Zombies are growing in number. Avoid them at all cost lest you become one.

Texting Zombie is anyone addicted to texting.

by Macsaroni July 31, 2010