phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009

text whispering

When two or more people are texting each other about another person who is present.

Andrea and I were text whispering how Keri's nappy wig looked like shit!

by Text whospering May 30, 2016

text grenade

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.

Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.

Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!

by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014

Ryan Text

An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail

Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text

by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017

texting courtesy

Verb
The act of texting someone back when they give you a bullshit response like "k"or"lol".

I hate when people text back stupid responses but i have to use texting courtesy.

by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010

Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.

Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?

by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019

text-tosterone

attributed to men who text constantly

Jim : Frank has too much text-tosterone
Mike: I know 300 texts a day is insane!

by Frank Capobianco December 9, 2007