ape tees

A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.

Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!

by animedonut March 15, 2021

I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

One of the most powerful Technoblade quotes

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up

by Jasper Mets May 25, 2021

wisdom teeth

a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week

dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man I cant I just got my wisdom teeth out

by captain cheesebeard August 22, 2008

no skin off my teeth

You say this when you're neutral about something and you want to say you don't care either way.

Dave: Hey do you mind if I trash your jeep tonight ?
Me: nah ... no skin off my teeth.

by Prince O.G December 6, 2015

Harris Teeter

A grocery store chain in the Carolinas. Often called by its nickname, "Hairy Teater"

Hey, I'm gonna run to the Hairy Teeter to get some condoms.

by Nick Marco April 29, 2004

got sum teeth

The basic qualification that determines whether or not a one night stand was worth it when you wake up sober in the morning and see the skank without beer goggles.

"This my favorite song
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"

by Nick D February 13, 2004

Teesa

The most beautiful thing in the world. Extremely rare because of the beauty. She is very beautiful, passionate, kind, and trustworthy. There is no one like her. A man named Matt is madly in love with her and wont ever let her go.

Teesa is the hottest thing in the universe.

by Poopsie Bear October 28, 2013