Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

Cuddle Trouble

When "Netflix and Chill" turns into a fuck trophy and child support.

Jan's cuddle trouble wont stop crying and shitting it's pants.

by Francakes May 5, 2016

Double trouble

To have sex with twins or two people at once

Last night was double trouble angela and cassie both rode me

by Ceerieeee November 14, 2016

Double Trouble

Putting two fingers up your nose at the same time and searching for gold.

I just completed a double trouble mission

by Fck Ye December 9, 2017

Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time

"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"

by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018

Double trouble

When your girlfriend is on her period and sick simultaneously. Often times the period comes with the sickness; depends on the female

Dan: Did you fuckyour girl last night?
Bob: No man. She has double trouble

Dan: Dammnn

by LiveAssMar October 25, 2018

Double trouble

Alternating from the pussy to the butt over and over again

Katie: “Colby both feels so good can we double trouble?!”

by Mo-nica May 5, 2019