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Too long

Having more than the average or usual quantity, extent, or duration.
I apologize for being late, my meeting took way too long.
by Supercar33 August 8, 2016
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too cool for school

1. Overconfident, cocky, sadiddy or conceited.

2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

3. To be too smart for your own good or too smart by half, meant either literally or ironically.

4. To be in a state in which you think you’re better than anyone else in general.

NOTE: AS AN IDIOM, IT IS SARCASTIC.
Sadiddy people are usually too cool for school.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 6, 2008
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too drunk to mario

adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
by k123 February 24, 2008
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too big

In terms of the male sex organ, it is when the penis tears the vagina on a regular basis due to its considerable girth and length.

In terms of the female sex organ, it is when the vaginal walls are stretched to the extent that the majority of penises which find themselves within them feel little to no sensation, thus reducing sexual pleasure significantly.
Jeremy's penis was too big - all four of his ex-girlfriends needed stitches in their vaginal regions.

Susie's vagina was too big, her boyfriend lost his erection when it became clear his penis did not even touch the sides of her vaginal regions.
by Jiggityjiggityjoo February 13, 2014
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too soon

A phrase used in reference to actions or comments that are intended to be humorous but touch on timely subjects that are still too sensitive for most people to be ready to laugh about.
The employees listened in shock as the last remaining programmer joked about the lack of management vision that was derailing the company. For them, it was too soon.
by xidol May 31, 2006
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Too Much Rum

Too Much Rum is a state of mind.
When one has had so much to drink that they are claiming they could drink forever and that there is no such thing as too much rum.
The phrase plays on the popularity of rum because of rum's sweet flavour as well as it's feature in Pirates of the Caribbean.
This phrase is especially useful by pirates.
Guy 1: Woah how much have you had to drink?
Guy 2: Not enough.
Guy 1: Seriously you've had too much.
Guy 2: There's no such thing as too much rum!
by Captain Sharna Whorely November 7, 2006
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too many chiefs and not enough Indians

nobody wants to be employed here but everyone wants to be in charge
I think the problem was that the store had too many chiefs and not enough Indians.
by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009
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