Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

THUMB BURGER

To stick one's thumb up anothers ass and dig deeply when least expected causing a shrill of awkwardness and uncomfortable anxiety

While walking down the sidewalk Rachelle thumb burgered a nearby friend.

by fith July 17, 2012

stoner thumb

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.

"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"

by knels October 15, 2009

plum thumb

this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also

Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Grant Thompson

A legened who made amazing videos on the youtube channel, The King Of Random.

Did you hear about what happened to Grant Thompson?

Sadly I have RIP.

by Memetasticmemes August 1, 2019

Catch a Thumb

The act of putting ones thumb into the rectal cavity before, during, or even after intercourse.

See that girl at the bar? She could catch a thumb.

by TheBigPurv September 1, 2016

Thumb Whore

Someone who posts a comment on Youtube for the sole purpose of people liking it, shown as a "thumbs up".

"Like this comment if you think a carrot is better than justin beiber :P:P:P lol rofl"

Man that guy's such a Thumb Whore

by a_hypocrite November 19, 2010