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Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!
by Spikemac October 26, 2012
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Terd Monkey

1. A primate sculpture made primarily of feces 2. A person of fecal likeness with the mind like that of a simian.
by Al man December 21, 2004
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teresa1917

someone who's fucking "thecrafter354" and has things like "O_O SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 1: I saw a girl on ROBLOX who's apparently dating someone named "thecrafter354" and has "#CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 2: Must be a teresa1917.
by jiwon522 May 1, 2020
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Teresa

Teresa: awesome funny ladys who love chicken (chick-gon) and chameleons. They are normally good looking, hispanic, with dark hair and pretty eyes. You can normally find a Teresa at a fun party, where ever there is a fountain that doesn't run on water, or in an apartment living with her awesome best friend/friends in style. If you find a Teresa hold on tight cause your in for an Epic ride
Hey I met this girl over there by the chocolate fountain
Wait whats her name

Teresa
Dibs ( takes off running)
by The Chameleon lover July 13, 2011
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tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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myspace terms

Set of words used to describe how close you are to someone else. If you know someone enough to add them on myspace, then you are in myspace terms.
#1: I met a guy yesterday, but we only said hi and talked for one second
#2: I see...
#1: Do you think we're on myspace terms yet?
by humans are scary May 28, 2006
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