Avant Tard

It's for all those times when the art snobbery of a piece reaches such high levels that the feeble attempts made at being "exotic" or "ground breaking" just lands the artist squarely in the realm of retardation.

"I went to this new art gallery last week but it was so Avant Tard that it hurt!"

by Alienswede September 04, 2006

tard sauce

This sauce is every tard fam member's favorite sauce. It makes sense that it is their favorite because it seems to enhance the tard factor in each of them after being consumed. They do not have access to this sauce daily as it is a foreign substance but when a tard does get access to it, they will go crazy on the sauce. With weed, dabs are extremely potent, tard sauce is similar as it is the most potent influence and will cause many tard-outs. This sauce is peanut sauce.

Henry: Yo, since we're ordering Thai tonight, make sure we ask for a side of tard sauce, I mean peanut sauce, so we can satisfy our local tard fam member.

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

by bobby brown75 July 04, 2006

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax February 10, 2008

meth tard

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

by Truman Starr August 27, 2005

Tard Clan

Tard Clan is a phrase most recently popularized by the well known twitch streamer Plaqueboymax and his community

Tard Clan is short for Retard Clan and using Tard Clan is a way of calling someone retarded in a sense and idiotically slow

Max :what day is Christmas Gaws?

Gaws: the 32nd of December

Max: What are you talking about you Tard Clan ass nigga there's only 31 days in December

Gaws: Oh shootew *spits* (this nigga got a Baltimore accent 🤦🏿 )

5$TAR (DistantXl) i fixed it

by DistantXl August 16, 2023

tard fest

A really lame party, or any attempt at organized behavior by a bunch of tards.

Dude, no way I am going to Frankie's party, I went last week and it was a total tard fest.

by sum1jr May 22, 2009