Middle Finger Swear 

Usually stronger than a pinky swear but when done in combination with a pinky swear it cancels out the swear/promise entirely.

Making a pinky promise and a middle finger promise means Middle Finger Swear

Middle Finger Swear by DictionaryMan72 September 24, 2013

semi-swear 

1.When somebody asks you if you sware but it is a situation that you can not 100% say you will not get mad, offened, or tell somebody what the person says.

2.When someone doesn't complete a sware like "YOU SON OF A" or cover up a word with astrics.

Person 1: Can i tell you a secret?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can you sware not to get mad?
Person 2: I semi-swear
Person 1: Ok, it's about your girlfriend
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She is cheating on you with me
Person 2: YOU SON OF A *****
Person 1: But u swore!
Person 2: I SEMI SWORE YOU *******

semi-swear by Preston Michael January 2, 2006

say i swear to god 

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

say i swear to god by TwanDiggity September 3, 2005

Fucking F-Swear 

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.

1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear

Fucking F-Swear by Anonymous October 16, 2002

kinky swear 

similar to a pinky swear, it involves the participants promising one person another something by puting each individuals pinky in the other person's buthole. Often seen at gay weddings.

Sebastion and Alexy concecrated their promise with a quick kinky swear, for ever making it permenant.

kinky swear by Sebastion Dirty December 24, 2007

Don’t swear on my christian server 

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.

Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.

Don’t swear on my christian server by get the bleach January 24, 2020

yall i swear 

The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.

Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)

yall i swear by Macky Mainiacki October 14, 2020