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Power Shopper

A person who values their time and hates having to go shopping. "In and out" is the only way they know how to shop, regardless of quantity of items. A power shopper might come across as aggressive and impatient, but they know what they want and where their items are, hence, they see no reason to stroll and dilly-dally and feign that they are thinking of what they want or need to buy.

Power shoppers are known to fill a grocery basket to half-full in under two-minutes. In stores with narrow aisles, they park their cart at the end of the aisle and jog into the aisle, get what they need and toss their items into their baskets from three feet away. They take great pride in always making the basket and never breaking any items.
The man ran his cart into Trader Joe's and began tossing bananas, bags of nuts, loaves of bread and a dozen Clif Bars into his cart. A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register.

A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?"

The old husband commented, "Nah. He's not rude. He was polite. He said 'Excuse me.' The lady taking up the aisle... who didn't move, SHE was the rude one. I wish I was still young enough to be a 'power shopper,' in my day, I could power shop with the best of 'em.
by ZonaCat Hansen November 26, 2010
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12 stepper

Jose Contreras: Why isn't Brian drinking??
Bruce Lee: He's a 12 stepper now, didn't you hear?
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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guinea stompers

Shoes made in Italy; especially, but not limited to, the designer brand name products. The attachment of metal tap plates on the heels and/or toes may also qualify the shoes whatever the country of manufacture.
You can't dress like Guido without your guinea stompers.
by casual observer12 February 10, 2012
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stomper

you having a new years stomper?
by lilabZ December 28, 2012
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Secret Shopper

An occupation where an individual goes around making sure customer service is good, and spectacular.

If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.
/b/'s job is to be a secret shopper.

You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.
by Gin_Tama July 11, 2009
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window shopper

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005
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guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.
Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
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