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sooner

A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.

Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."

The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.

Some sooner stole my cash.
by T. Hearndon October 26, 2005
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Stoonky

damn that boy acting dumb and stinks like shit, his ole stoonky self.
by John Do3 November 22, 2011
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Shoonk

Any object, person, or place. Anything.
"Look at that shoonker. How much do you think he paid for it?"

"My shoonk is all messed up today."

"I put my books on that shoonk over there."
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combination of both spic and coon an offensive term to anyone that pisses you off.
some scoon shot some other scoon on my street last night
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Stooner

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with weed, similar to Coomer but for weed.
“Bro im not addicted to weed, its completely harmless”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
Shut the fuck up Stooner.”
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sloonta

Zoey was such a sloonta today.
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