stife

1. A word used to describe something small; little; tiny; short.

2. Tight; fitting too closely.

3. Affording little or no extra room.

Janette's ponytail is stife.

I bought a new jacket but, I returned it because it was stife on me.

That guy you hooked me up with is stife. You know I don't like men shorter than me.

by candybaby5891 October 23, 2009

stiff tongue

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

by lurboe September 18, 2014

stiff upper lip

Somewhat antiquated English saying, meaning that one must finish a task despite all odds.

C'mon, lads. Keep a stiff upper lip!

by Daniel February 3, 2005

seinfeld

An abbreviation for the name 'Jerry Seinfeld' when said, musch comes to mind. Nothing. Superman...ect. He made the best show of the century. Very sarcastic

Jerry Seinfeld is my idol.

by Lucy Diamond May 2, 2004

Seinfeld

Greatest TV show ever created, starring Jerry Seinfeld

Did you watch that new episode of Seinfeld yesterday? It was da shit man!

by Team LX September 17, 2004

Stanfurd'd

1. Coming out and laying an egg against a 40 point underdog.

2. Most embarassing loss in college football

1. USC was number 1 until they Stanfurd'd their way out of the title game.

2. Stanford beating USC in football is like the Stanford debate team losing to USC.

by DHFightingGobbler08 January 4, 2009

stiff upper lip

Somewhat archaic English phrase meaning unwavering determination.

Can also be used in a negative sense to describe general obstinacy or stubbornness.

Jimmy just won't give up until he is victorious. He's got a stiff upper lip.

Dude, leave her alone. She obviously isn't interested. That stiff upper lip is gonna get you in trouble.

by Rusty de la Serna March 22, 2009