Stanfurd'd 

1. Coming out and laying an egg against a 40 point underdog.

2. Most embarassing loss in college football

1. USC was number 1 until they Stanfurd'd their way out of the title game.

2. Stanford beating USC in football is like the Stanford debate team losing to USC.

Stanfurd'd by DHFightingGobbler08 January 4, 2009

stanford duck syndrome 

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.

Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*

stanford duck syndrome by bobby3453 October 26, 2020

Stanfurd 

Leland Stanfurd Junior University. It is located in the crotch of the San Francisco Bay, in Palo Alto. Known for being an overpriced country club and not a true university. Home to a dysfunctional band and an idiotic tree as their mascot. Their students suffer from "Cal envy". They all wish they could wear the Blue and Gold. Go Bears!!

I hope I am able to get into Cal, if not I'll have to take out a big loan and settle for Stanfurd. Maybe I'll just go to city college.

Stanfurd by sfguy September 4, 2005

stanfurd 

A hilarious and cutting misspelling of "Stanford," almost exclusively by Cal students. Use of this spelling has been known to make Stanford students' heads explode out of sheer embarrassment.

Cal student: OMG you go to stanfurd!!! lolololol!!!! ur school suxx and you wish you could be us and were the best evr and stanfurd your just jealous of us because were better and your jealous stanfurd OMGOMGOMG
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.

stanfurd by Danny N. April 27, 2006

Dirty Stanford 

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Stanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

Dirty Stanford by NutGoblin69 October 15, 2020

david stanford 

Music man.

Hay you met the music man David Stanford yet
No but I hear he was in home and away

david stanford by Ninja warrior 7950 April 3, 2017

Stanford type A aortic dissection

An aortic dissection that involves the ascending aorta

Nancy: Jenny is such a dumb slut she just faked a Stanford type A Aortic Dissection to get with jarred!

Stanford type A aortic dissection by Nosexualmisconductallegationss October 1, 2019