Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

by swany01 May 14, 2008

stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

by Total Penetration June 21, 2005

stiffle

to hair flip out of insecurity, Justin Bieber style.

On his first date, the boy stiffled constantly.

by 6gradeEnglish November 12, 2010

stiff nipple

a word used to explain how cold it feels.

"Its a stiff nipple outside today."

by jesse fredrick March 25, 2006

Stiff One

Another word for a male erection or boner

Steve: You dude, have you seen that new girl group girlicious's new music video?

Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.

by Dimitri G September 29, 2008

stiffie time

'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.

What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.

by StiffieSteve September 6, 2005

stife

a woman particularly the noticeable ones.

damn! sis you scope the dash on this stife? well did ya?

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006