Spy

The only man to provide evidence for a "your mom" joke.

Scout: "What are you, president of his fan club?"
Spy: "No... That would be your mother!"
*slams down folder full of pictures of the Spy with the Scout's mother*

by gLiTcH(); December 14, 2020

Spy

French

Guy 1: Have You Played Spy Yet?
Guy 2: French Guy? No.
Guy 1: Kill Yourself

by anonymous January 3, 2024

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

Spy is sussy!!!11!!!

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Red:Spy is sussy!!!11!!!

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by GET OUT OF MY HEAD HELP ME December 22, 2021

spy ship

spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret

The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.

by sooooowhat February 15, 2017

spy couple

When two people are dating on the down low because they are so madly in love with each other.

Brendan and Elise Carroll are the perfect spy couple

by An0nym0u5 ;) :) January 1, 2016

Devil Spy

MOS 0211 or Counterintelligence/Human Intelligence (CI/HUMINT) specialist in the Marine Corps. Devil Spies are more HUMINT collectors than counterintelligence agents (unlike ACI or AFOSI Region 7). Most leathernecks who reclassify MOS billets into moves are 0200s or Basic Intelligence Marines. However, any MOS can reclassify MOS through a lateral move into the 0211 MOS billet. The MAGTF CI/HUMINT specialist basic course is located on Naval Base Dam Neck, VA (MARDET Dam Neck), on the grounds of the Naval Intelligence School. All applicants must be an E-4 or corporal before reclassifying MOS billets.

Devil Spies or 0211s often wear civilian attire and typically have long hair and shaving profiles. Many Black Marines were often reclassified into the 0211 MOS so that they could grow their hair and rock shaving profiles. Most devil spies left after their average 6-year contract expired and couldn't re-enlist due to a 100% VA-Service Connected Disability. Most devil spies often work in law enforcement (Federal Security Sector), the Intelligence Community (IC), Homeland Security, or most contractor jobs with a 6-figure pay. Many devil spies often commit suicide after their contracts go up at Triple Canopy or G4S. You can figure out why? I was a devil spy and can tell you this shit is for real. I can't comment any further due to security clearances.

by kinghiroichi1 July 2, 2025