sportalians

1. a.) a person of spanish, italian, and portugeese desent.
1. b.) a person who wears an orange backpack, large sunglasses, tight jeans (no matter the gender) pink shirts (if they are a guy) too-tight zip up hoodies (if they are a girl) and smoke no matter the age.

hey look it is the sportalians!
i wonder what the sportalians say about us?

by cece brooks November 20, 2006

Sparta'd

When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of death in 300.

Mom: "Honey whats wrong? Did you get in another fight at school?"

Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"

by CodyKing36 October 18, 2008

Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.

She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.

by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009

Spurt

Used in hentai comics or illustration spurt is a word that is expressing the sound effect of cumming, eljaculation through a males penis

Exp: (a dick cumming on a big booty) *spurt*

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant January 1, 2019

Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.

Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!

by yakhunter February 23, 2011

Spartan splash

While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"

I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.

Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.

by YokIsoAvio April 23, 2011

Sparta, Illinois

Small town in Southern Illinois. On the news once for a plane crash-landing in the Dollar General parking lot. Crappy football team that hasn't won a game since the '90s. Only good thing to come out of Sparta, IL is the World Shooting and Recreation Complex, where all the local hillbilles go to shoot at stuff legally.

"Hey bro, are we goin up to Sparta, Illinois?"
"Hell no, dude! Are you crazy?!"

by thisissparta123 February 9, 2010