master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew Bray is master splinter.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

Sprinter

The combination of Spring and Winter often experienced the New England area of the United States.

It's a lovely sprinter we're having, what with a nice snow flurry in the morning topped with a rainstorm in the noon.

by UnspokenTruth June 24, 2016

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009