scraffly

Of disheveled appearance

Look at that scraffle-headed biaaaatch!

by Jason Porter July 9, 2005

Spaferpillar

n., Penis

"Woody pees on Phil's spaferpillar.'

by norm the awesome October 4, 2008

Spaf catcher

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012

spdaff

Explosive ejaculatory orgasm!

That chick was so hot, she made me spdaff all over her face.

by grumbledook May 2, 2014

scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017

sprabbe

Sprabbe means to ejaculate whilst drinking a carbonated beverage.

Owww fuck! I just sprobbe (the past tense of sprabbe) all over the kitchen washing machine.

by Joseph Stal December 29, 2017

Spafoon

A word used by retards to describe a spork

Bruh, they gave us sporks at lunch.
Sporks? you mean a spafoon?
Bruh, you eat crab with the crust on?

by Ice Poseidon August 31, 2018