spondage

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

Dora-spondent

That kid how says no when Dora asks a question

You think your such a bad ass if your a Dora-spondent

by Duqueske September 15, 2016

Sponch

Cumming on sponge cake OR sopping up cum with said cake, and then eating it

Bro we've gotta sponch with that new Martha Stewart cake recipe

by Crust_bucket_ January 16, 2018

Spond

To spond (verb) means to send a group invitation or group request in order to organize an event.

Shall we get together for a high school reunion? I'll spond.

Let me spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not to soccer practice next Thursday.

by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014

Sponch

The back of one's hand between the knuckle and the wrist.

Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."

by JBles September 27, 2007

spond

verb
To "watch" a movie late at night with a memeber of the oppiste sex

yeah, last lips are sore from sponding with linda last night

by J L April 17, 2003

spondifferous

different and all that is great. the act of doing things a random

I'm the most spondifferous person yal ever know

by thecatorstud June 24, 2007