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sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.
person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."
by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022
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Shlok

(also shloked, shloking) The act of getting completely shit-faced or working towards that.
I got so shloked after 12 beers.
Hey, you need to stop. You're shloking it up.
by The Quick Quaker September 7, 2013
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The Church of 'splodinity

The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.

The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.

See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
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Splog

Spam advertisements in a blog's "comments" section, usually disguised as messages from anonymous users.
"I got nine comments for my recent blog post. Unfortunately, most if it was just a lot of splog."

"Wow, this blog is getting splogged."
by Forky September 14, 2005
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splode

A type of exploding, but caused by self-inflicted methods.
He held on to the grenade too long, and he sploded.
by nsanity February 5, 2004
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splodyhead

It's a person who's so stupid that their head should be blown up. Like many idiots.
Johnny is such a splodyhead, he got all 0s on his report card.
by bloojay June 19, 2004
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splode

Short hand for something that explodes.
OMG HIS HEAD JUST SPLODED!
by Tastytoast April 9, 2009
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