German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

leg splitter

when your doing it to a girl whos legs are pointing at about a 120 degrees angle, they you grab her legs and pull them apart as hard as possible. this will not only feel great, but it will also pull her hamstring. (depending on how hard you pulled)

"hey peat"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"

by useonthego December 20, 2008

Skittles

- Bite sized candies that come in various fruits

- Slang for "skills"

- Skittles are yummy.

- "He's got mad skittles!"

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

titty skittles

hormone pills to grow (larger) breasts, sometimes used by mtf transexuals

titty skittles do not taste like the rainbow

by p00per September 8, 2010

Skittles Challenge

The challenge of putting an entire bag of Skittles candies in one's mouth at once and eating them. Many videos of this can be seen on YouTube.

Mark: "Dude, you have to watch this. Steve's doing the Skittles Challenge!"

Tony: "No way, that sucks!"

by crzypenguin October 13, 2010

shittlestick

A long stick that is shoved up a persons ass then used to write with.

bend over so I can write my name on the wall with this shittlestick.

by m costa May 17, 2011

Vaginal Skittles

When you're eating out a woman and you taste a few drops of blood.

Dude 1: "Dude that chick is smoken I'd eat that hot piece of pussy."

Dude 2: "Yea but I think she is on her period."

Dude 1: "Oh, F-that I'm not in the mood for any Vaginal Skittles."

by TonguePuncher69 September 7, 2012