Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021

Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

skleet

noun-
1.) when God decides you suck and skeets on you, this of course coming down in precipitation, such as sleet. hence the name: skleet

tommy and kyle must have pissed off god the night before because during their golf match God skleeted all over the raiders

by kbreez May 8, 2007

Skleeve

Noun form:
1. A slut, masculine or feminine usage
2. A woman you are dating that you don't care about
3. An objectification of a woman

Verb Form
1. To fuck

1. Carla is a skleeve.
2. I just want to date that skleeve, not marry her

Verb:
I skleeved that bitch down last night.

by The Donger July 28, 2007

Shleefy

The feeling/expresson of incredible tiredness. Lay on the couch and pass out sleepy. Motor skills and cognitive thinking are halted due to this level of fatigue. Often preceded by a snarf-like sound.

Dawg 1: Yo mang, you wanna play some FIFA?

Dawg 2: *unintelligible noises*Sh..sh..Shleefy.

Dawg 1: K..

by Doogan June 19, 2012