Spanksgiving

Spending Thanksgiving alone, masturbating all evening and using your tears as lubricant.

Well, I'm stuck out of town for Thanksgiving.. Time to fire up the computer and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011

spinking

causing trouble. messing shit up. usually used to talk about blowing things up, property destruction and the like.

oh, we're going to go spinking. i need my spinking cap.

by gw January 24, 2005

Skinks

An abbreviation of 'Skinny Carrot Jeans'; Jeans which mimic the shape of a carrot, starting wide at the waist and getting thinner towards the feet.

'Hey dude, those Skinks look great on you!'

'Thanks. Regular jeans are so overrated!'

by Rubber Roddy October 17, 2011

the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.

Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.

by Grace Blase October 3, 2017

poop stinks

when your poop stinks thats pretty fucking obvious

your poop stinks like shit go wash your nasty ass!

by Decepticon 325 January 6, 2008

Sinks

To sinks: The act of sobering up enough during a period of alcohol induced memory loss to realize that a fat chick is performing fellatio to said person, then immediately running out on the blowjob.

"So Dennis, I heard you got a pretty good blowjob from that whale last night."
"No man, I totally sinksed that ho and got out of there quick."

by Marioun Barry January 10, 2009

spinkle

A cross breading of the words, Spritz and Tinkle... Spinkle.
To Spinkle oneself.
Generally caused by extreme laughter and excited ness, one might "lightly pee" themselves (1-2 drops)

I laughed so hard I spinkled myself.

by Mellissa July 8, 2005