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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia
Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."
by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018
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Shanghai Shingles

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!
by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020
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shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".
"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."
by Sskid January 17, 2005
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Shpingle

Verb, to shpingle, the act of tripping over, or accidentally jerking on someones catheter.
When David Blaine was entombed in ice, he was accidentally shpingled.
by Al Fresco September 16, 2008
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Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
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Where The Crawdads Sing

Where The Crawdads Sing is best known as a novel by Delia Owens, usually a nonfiction writer. To quote the blurb on the back of the book, here is the summary. "For years, rumors of "The Marsh Girl" Have haunted Barkley Cove, a quiet town on the North Carolina coast. So in late 1969, when handsome Chase Andrews is found dead, the locals immediately suspect Kya Clark, the so-called Marsh Girl.

But Kya is not what they say. Sensitive and intelligent, she survived for years alone in the marsh that she calls home, finding friends in the gulls and lessons in the sand..."

The book was published in 2018 by the company PUTNAM.

"Where The Crawdads Sing" is also a saying, at least in the universe that the characters live in and the meaning is more literal than you'd might think. However... I want to see someone else put the other meaning on here.
"Hey, have you read Where The Crawdads Sing?
by Nana Bear? July 12, 2020
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