spatulaspanky

A legendary man who's identity is unknown. Legend has it that he can be seen in the highly offensive!!! chat at 3:00am. He is the only man who has seen shaggy at 100% power and survived!

"OMG, cailey is that Spatulaspanky?!?"

by Loosechromosome January 26, 2019

spätzle

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

by GamRi March 1, 2020

spatrat

A spatrat is an idiotic individual. Someone who is so foolish and stupid that you can't do anything but facepalm as they ramble on about the most bizarre stuff you can imagine.

Johnathan: The Earth is so fucking flat. Astronauts are lying to us. We live on a flat EARTH!
Matt: Come listen to what this spatrat dumbass has to say.

by wide idiot December 29, 2020

spattern

A sweater or a piece of clothing with a striped pattern

Or a random word you made up

"Oh, this spattern sweater looks lovely!"

by Agent pickle April 16, 2022

Spatzi

Similar to Spelling Nazi - a negative person who seeks online attention, by calling out minor spelling mistakes in people's posts or content.

A Spatzi will call out grammar errors on creative content even though they actually enjoyed it.

First used in music video by Deano Valley - titled"Spatzi" where Hitler is portrayed as an online spelling nazi.

"I LOL at the video, and it makes me feel quite great. But yet I scroll back and forth, looking for a spelling mistake"

"cause i'm a spatzi, spatzi, spatzi"

by poopoo7766 July 7, 2022

spatulari$ing

To overthink and/or become overly concern about the small details.

Stop spatulari$ing, you’re worrying about things that don’t matter.

by Mcalex February 4, 2023

bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014