spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.

"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."

by Yuridith February 12, 2010

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.

I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches me with His Noodly Apendage

by emderr October 9, 2005

spaghetti western

a low-budget western film made by a european, especially an italian, film company.

"i'm bored... let's go see a spaghetti western!!"

by kate April 18, 2004

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

(N.) Homer Simpson's (II) Catch phrase in the short-lived Fox Dramedy, "Police Cops." Originally, a suave, stereotypical Policeman, Homer Simpson (II) was retooled into a fat, bumbling, Chris-Farley-esque doofus, who's catchphrase was always "Uh-Oh-Spaghetti-O's!" which was taken from the pasta of the same name.

Homer: "I just helped out in the Toys-for-Guns program."
Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!"
Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"

by G-Union November 25, 2003

spaghetti nigger

A derogotory term for mafia-wannabes of Italian decent. Referring to the invasion of southern Italy by the non-white muslim Moors in the late 1400's, it plays on the Moors' genetic influence on the conquested Italian population. Ironically, making these proud, anti-black Italian-Americans just a few steps removed from being black themselves.

HA! That spaghetti nigger thinks he's a Soprano!

by Pat McFucker December 18, 2004

Chocolate Spaghetti

When the string from a girls thong turns brown from close contact with an unwashed ass.

I cocked Julie's thong to the side so I could eat her ass, but I got grossed out when I saw her Chocolate Spaghetti and decided to skip straight to the sex.

by Wetbeard February 26, 2009

upsetti spaghetti

A sad or upset Italian.

Did you hear about that pizza restaurant added a pizza with pineapple? Tony became real upsetti spaghetti.

by Reican May 30, 2020