Definitions by Yuridith

spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.

"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."

spaghetti cormorant by Yuridith February 12, 2010