Southern Shambles

The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex

"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"

by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015

Southern Piggy

When a girl gets on her hands a knees with an apple on her mouth and start squealing while being fucked.

I really wanted to try the southern piggy on Susan that weekend

by Obama’s Dog February 14, 2020

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.

Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."

by sleightflow February 26, 2013

Southern California

The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!

Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??

by AdomC June 12, 2015

Southern special

When a girl chugs hot sauce but doesn't swallow and then blows you

Guy 1: so, how was last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a southern special. So it was pretty good.

by Volcano job October 21, 2009

Southern Girls

Southern Girls: the best of them all. They might come across as bitchy, but they have a good heart underneath, shaped by years in a solid family with good core values. Southern girls respect their men. Southern girls also date the best men on the market.

Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.

Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.

It's all cultural.

Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.

Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.

Southern girls sure do know how to treat a man.

by Mr. Larry Fag Taters October 4, 2016