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Southern Girls: the best of them all. They might come across as bitchy, but they have a good heart underneath, shaped by years in a solid family with good core values. Southern girls respect their men. Southern girls also date the best men on the market.

Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.

Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.

It's all cultural.

Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.

Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.
Southern girls sure do know how to treat a man.
by Mr. Larry Fag Taters February 4, 2016
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